As Max Sees It

Motorhome Trip

2011-01-17T19:18:00.000-08:00

My humans took me on a nice trip this week. I screeched and hollered for the first 2 hours, but I was really excited to be on the road in the motorhome again. We went to an FMCA show in Indio, California. There were lots of motorhomes there and my humans had enough business to buy me a years worth of cat food.
That is how I measure the business at least. They were making name badges and signs for lots of people. They make things for people who want to be professional at their jobs, as well as a lot of fun stuff.
My favorite sign is:
Dogs Have Masters
Cats have Staff

Remember, Cats Rule
Max

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Company!

2011-01-09T07:05:00.000-08:00

We have company! It is Jim. He is Treat Human's brother in law, and is he ever cool! There are at least 6 bicycles in our garage. Best of all, he will do anything I ask him to. I am starting with having him build me a climbing tree. Click Here for Cat Tree House Plans . This is going to be so much fun. It's like having a man slave live with us. Don't tell my Humans I said that!
Get Plans to Build this NOW!

Happy New Year

2011-01-03T07:13:00.000-08:00

What do you do for New Years? My humans went away, so I had a great big party for the whole neighborhood. It was a cool date 1/1/11, so we had a party for dreams and goal setting. No resolutions this year. We drew a big picture on the wall. (Wait till Tall Human sees the mess). It has all the things that we envision for 2011. I even put in an automatic feeding system so I can have whatever flavor of cat food, whenever I want it. I drew a bigger house and a new car, and wide windowsills in every room. Then I wrote down my goals to get there. I broke it down into little steps so my humans could get right to work on it.

Meanwhile. my humans are at another party at the beach. Treat Human's Dad is 90 years old! His whole family turned out to help him celebrate. They went to a fancy country club in Astoria, and about 95 of his friends came to celebrate with him. It was a great time for a great man. This gentle man has been a rock for his family for years. His golfing buddies all talk about how much they love him. Treat human is lucky to have such a wonderful father, and even her son and grandkids get to know what a great human he is.

Well, I had better go. I will take me at least 2 more days to get this place cleaned up before they get home.
Max

Goal Setting

2010-12-29T10:58:00.000-08:00

Do you know how hard it is for a cat to set goals? Hmmm...let me see. Eat, sleep, do 2 laps around the house, beg for people food, sleep. What is all the hype this time of year to set these goals? Okay, here goes, I want to be a skinnier more spiritual cat in 2011. I will blog several times a week. I will find things for you to look at, so you can learn more.

There are my goals. It should be easy to share with you this year. There is a computer in almost every room, so I don't have to wait for my humans to use one. They won't even know.
If you have any requests for me to talk about, please let me know. I am pretty good at internet marketing, and have several web sites.

I made one that is for dogs. It is http://www.dog-collars-and-leashes.com/ . I would like you all to go there and buy things so all the dogs of the world can be controlled by humans.

Remember, Dogs have masters, Cats have staff.

Max

Max, Affiliate Cat

2010-12-27T10:53:00.001-08:00

Hello, My Name is Max

Who reads these things, anyway? I am a beautiful young female looking for support and help. Actually, I am 9 years young, pure black, green eyes, and totally unpredictable. I am supposedly feline in heritage, but I only pretend to be a cat when the Humans are around. That said, let me tell you why I am reaching out. I have owned "My Humans" for 9 years. I have only been outside a few times in that time, and quite frankly, I don't much like it. I spend most days sleeping in the sun in the front window and I have gotten them almost trained. We have 2 homes. One stays in the same place all the time, and the other one has wheels. They both have front windows to sleep in, and computers that I can use, so I am set.
I have been doing websites for several years now, and run a business called Badges R Us. I also do some affiliate web sites, so I can pay my humans to take care of me. I decided to share some of my online secrets with anyone who is interested, so I started this blog. Hopefully, you will find some information that you can use on here.

Later... Max (Maximum)